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Sun
04
Oct

Willie Nelson Weed Smoking Inspired Hilarious New Song

Are Jack Johnson and Willie Nelson smoking buddies? It would appear so, since the "Upside Down" singer took to the stage at Farm Aid in Chicag last week performed a song he just wrote about smoking weed with none other than vocal marijuana user and festival founder and president Nelson. The song was entitled "Willie Got Me Stoned" and it is a simple yet effective, piano-lead tune that packs a humorous punch.

Fri
02
Oct

Friday Funny: First Church of Cannabis Parodied on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

 

 

On the September 29th episode of the Late Show with Stephen Colbert, Stephen featured Indianapolis' First Church of Cannabis as part of his new comedic series "Stephen Colbert Gets All up in Your Faith." After pantomiming hitting a joint a bong, the host joked about a lost stoner apostle and blacklight caveman paintings, ending with the observation that though "There was no pot smoking at their religious services, the bake sale afterwards was ah-maaaaazing!"

 

Watch the full clip above.

Mon
28
Sep

Marijuana bundle drops from sky and slams into Arizona family's carport

  • Maya Donnelly heard a crash at night but thought it was thunder
  • When she investigated the next morning she found the black bundle, which has a street value of around $10,000  
  • Police think it was accidentally dropped by a drug smuggler's aircraft or a pilotless drone
  • Mrs Donnelly lives with her husband and their three teenage daughters in Nogales, close to the US-Mexico border
  • She said she was grateful no one was injured or killed during the bizarre incident - including their pet German shepherd
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Fri
25
Sep

Friday Funny: Taking Selfies Officially More Dangerous Than Using Cannabis

Text "As the “selfie” has pushed its way to the forefront of popular culture — even earning recognition as an official word in the English language — it is still viewed with skepticism and is often considered dangerous for the societal egocentrism and superficiality it has come to represent. One study even found selfies are associated with higher rates of narcissism, psychopathy, and self-objectification. A new examination suggests they are dangerous in another regard: selfies are more lethal than cannabis.

Fri
18
Sep

Friday Funny: Big game hunters uncover MILLIONS worth of cannabis trying to find Bigfoot

The big game hunters were out hoping to find the elusive Sasquatch – but found a massive cannabis field.

They alerted the authorities after they spotted the campsite.

Texas cops seized around a staggering 6,550 plants, with some as tall as 10 feet.

Last week a hungry herd of deer got the munchies and chewed through thousands of cannabis plants.

The determined animals managed to wrangle through barbed-wire fencing to binge on the hemp - which is often used to make cannabis.

Around 1,000 were planted by the company Orhempco – but the craving herd left only 40 after devouring the patch in Oregon, America.

Mon
14
Sep

Florida Man Trying to Buy Weed Accidentally Texts Narcotics Captain

A Florida man looking to score drugs was arrested this month after police say he mistakenly texted the captain of the Martin County Sheriff’s Narcotics Unit, The Washington Post reports.

“When 29-year old William Lamberson of Port St. Lucie wanted a ‘hook up,’ he began texting friends, or so he thought,” wrote the Sheriff’s Officeon Facebook. “It turns out, Lamberson’s misdial connected him to someone who knows all too much about illegal drugs.”

Fri
11
Sep

Friday Funny: Cat Brain Freeze

It's like this feline's brain just shut down and had to reboot - I couldn't help but laugh at this. If you see a funny video, comic, or article, send it our way and we may feature it on the next Friday Funny! Have a great weekend!

Mon
07
Sep

Woman rings Esperance police to complain about lack of marijuana

Senior Sergeant Richard Moore with some of the cannabis taken off Esperance streets.

The Esperance Police Station received a rather unusual telephone call late Friday night when a local woman decided to vent her frustration over of the lack of cannabis around town.

Friday night is typically a busy night for local coppers. But they weren't expecting a complaint from an upset drug user.

Senior Sergeant Richard Moore said the concerned resident was irate and angry when discussing her point of view with the police officer who took the call.

It was believed the woman was intoxicated. In a heated exchange with the officer, she wanted it known to the Esperance police just how hard they had made it to purchase cannabis around town.

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Fri
04
Sep

Australia: 'I ate cannabis this morning': NSW Greens MP Jeremy Buckingham discusses hemp industry at budget estimates

A NSW Greens MP has told a budget estimates hearing he broke the law by eating cannabis this morning, to prove a political point about hemp-based foods.

Jeremy Buckingham made the confession before asking Primary Industries Minister Niall Blair why it was illegal to consume hemp seed in New South Wales, stifling a potentially lucrative industry.

The ABC understands Mr Buckingham had eaten some certified organic hemp seeds before attending the hearing.

According to Food Standards Australia and New Zealand, hemp is a source of protein, vitamins, minerals and omega-3 fatty acids.

Low-THC hemp can be grown in NSW under licence, but it is used for its fibres and oil, not for food.

Fri
04
Sep

Canada: Dear Mr Harper, Smoke On This

Harpoon2015, an eclectic bunch of comedy lovers from Canada, talk to us about why legalization wont turn marijuana use into a normal everyday activity because "chugging a bottle of vodka and smoking 10 cigarettes at once" aren't an everyday normal activity and neither should it be assumed for marijuana. 

You can see more about what Harpoon2015 thinks about marijuana legalization on their site.

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